Every day growing up, my mom would curl her hair and put on lipstick just before my dad got home. Then when he got home, they would have a cocktail together in the living room and chat.
I’ve never done that for my husband. He’s lucky if there is a cold beer in the refrigerator.
“I’ve never done that for my husband. He’s lucky if there is a cold beer in the refrigerator.”
It appears your husband has lost the art of wife spanking ;-)