To: Billie; jaycee; Mama_Bear; MEG33; gardengirl; yorkie; OESY; Kitty Mittens; The Mayor; ...
Happy Accordion Day, Y'all.
1,321 posted on
01/13/2009 12:25:49 PM PST by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: JustAmy; yorkie; OESY; MEG33; jaycee; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; ST.LOUIE1; Billie; ConorMacNessa; ...
Q. What's the difference between an accordion and a cat?
A. Only the cost, they both make the same kinds of sounds when you squeeze them.
Q. The song most requested of accordionists.
A. Can you play Far, Far Away?
Q. How do you make two accordionists play in time?
A. Shoot one of them.
Q. What do a true music lover and an accordionist have in common?
A. Absolutely nothing.
Q. What are bagpipes good for?
A. Kindling for an accordion fire.
Q. What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A. The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
Q. What is an accordion good for?
A. Learning how to fold a map.
Q. What is the range of an accordion?
A. Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Q. Why do some people automatically hate accordionists?
A. It saves a lot of time.
1,324 posted on
01/13/2009 12:29:32 PM PST by
Lady Jag
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To: JustAmy
Do you ever watch the Big Joe Polka Show?
1,329 posted on
01/13/2009 1:08:56 PM PST by
fewz
(A president can hire smart aides but he canÂ’t hire integrity.)
To: JustAmy; yorkie; Lady Jag; All
These accordian jokes are cracking me up!
1,332 posted on
01/13/2009 1:19:00 PM PST by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: JustAmy
LOL! I hate accordion music! I always think of Lawrence Welk - Ah-one and Ah-two....... Ack!
To: JustAmy; All
1,382 posted on
01/13/2009 5:01:58 PM PST by
WestCoastGal
(If we will hold the course, God in Heaven will raise up friends to help fight these battles.P Henry)
To: JustAmy; Lady Jag
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