[JoJo Gunn]

Consider some good self-help books to assist your impaired intellect.

"Impaired intellect"? But aren't you the "phuckwit" who believes in flying saucers?

[mkjessup]

I believe there are unexplained phenomena in the skies, and in space, and I am joined in that belief by individuals who are above reproach. Go ahead, ask who they are. You know you want to, your Pavlovian state of mind compels you to ask.