..In recent weeks, scientists at the Al Gore Institute remarked that their efforts to cleanse the planet have backfired. “By eliminating Chloroflouro-carbons from Freon and other domestic products, we have caused an excess of ozone to gather in the air and it’s cumulative weight has brought down the upper troposphere” said spokesperson Ida Nutshell. “It appears that our need to reduce those chemicals in our air caused us to overreact”, she said, adding,” It’s that damn George Bush again! If we stopped using these man made chemicals before 9/11, we’d have never had to remove them from our air and the ozone layer would never have grown so high in response. The Earth is a living organism, and we offended her.”
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. Institute. A little respect, please.