[TheWasteLand]

In the end, all I can say is that the special effects were alright, the film was alright, the pacing okay, and if an Alien who looks like Keanu ever lands here, I am following him directly into that spaceship, come what may

Not that I've seen this, but I suspect your Keanu goggles have blinded you to the craptacularity of the movie.

As a male, you might think I can't understand this, but I can. You see, I myself have a pair of Beckinsale goggles that made Underworld much better than it otherwise would have been.

[A_perfect_lady]

Yeah. I could watch him watch paint dry.

[FortWorthPatriot]

"You see, I myself have a pair of Beckinsale goggles that made Underworld much better than it otherwise would have been."

I got my pair from Amazon.com. They were reasonably priced there.