"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot would be my #1 choice.
I really detest this droning, boring ballad. I mean, I REALLY hate it.
Running a not-so-close second would be "Horse With No Name" by America.
I think my parents must have listened to some particularly annoying AM radio station when I was a kid and those 2 songs were on the charts.
gitchigumi!