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All UFO sightings are fake - it's official
sundaymercury ^ | Dec 4 2008

Posted on 12/04/2008 5:54:01 AM PST by JoeProBono

Ok, maybe it's not official, but they are all fake, read on... Birmingham and the world seems to have gone UFO mental recently, there have been sightings everywhere, all of the sightings have reported the usual 'triangle of lights', 'cigar shaped glowing crafts', Flying saucers with flashing lights and beams. Well it's all rubbish, ok that's a not a totally surprising standpoint, but I do actually have an open-mind one these things. Let me ask you a question... if all these aliens have been visiting our skies, recently and for years, they must be pretty advanced to get to our little solar system, right?

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TOPICS: UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: esp; iwanttobelieve; mindreadingthealiens; ufo
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To: Fresh Wind

41 posted on 12/04/2008 7:24:42 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: pepperdog

True story:

I was on the phone with a friend we were talking about several sightings in the mid-Atlantic which also were being discussed on the local talk radio stations.

So my friend says “One of my employees says he had a sighting himself just last night.”

Turns out the guy and his girlfriend had been driving down a rural shortcut to home, and saw greenish lights hovering over the road ahead. They stopped and reversed course, but the lights kept getting closer to them until finally the whole area around them was lit like a nighttime football field, but with green light.

Guy said the next thing he remembers they were pulling into the driveway of his girlfriend’s home, and 20 minutes had passed (it was less than a 10 minute drive by car). So they lost 10 minutes and he noticed this because there was a clock on the AM/FM player on the dashboard. He said that after they went into the house they also noticed red marks on their necks.

OK. So I asked my friend, “Put the phone down right now, go find your employee, and ask him to show you the red mark. I’ll wait.”

And a couple minutes later my friend comes back to the phone and says “Yep, there’s a perfectly circular red mark like sunburn and about the size of a quarter dead-center on the back of his neck just below the hairline.” (paraphrasing of course, this happened years ago)

Lending even more credibility was that the employee started regretting that that he’d even mentioned it. He didn’t want to document it, or call the radio station where they were talking about these recent local sightings, or even talk about it with anyone anymore. He seemed embarrassed about the whole thing (all the foregoing according to my friend).

This is the only UFO story I’ve ever heard that was credible and sent shivers down my spine.


42 posted on 12/04/2008 7:26:29 AM PST by angkor (Conservatism is not a religious movement.)
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To: samtheman
Maybe light is visible to aliens at a different part of the spectrum than for us ...
Vinny Gambini: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth?
Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
Vinny Gambini: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove.
43 posted on 12/04/2008 7:27:27 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: oh8eleven; samtheman
>>>Maybe light is visible to aliens at a different part of the spectrum than for us ...<<<<


44 posted on 12/04/2008 7:39:10 AM PST by angkor (Conservatism is not a religious movement.)
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To: This_far

Welcome.

Sightings being fake would mean that the eyes have had it.
(Them darn glass eyeballs, gets ‘em every time.)


45 posted on 12/04/2008 7:45:56 AM PST by Darksheare (Admin Moderator: Something like a GRUE... on performance enhancing substances.)
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To: Salamander

Not my fault!


46 posted on 12/04/2008 7:48:00 AM PST by Darksheare (Admin Moderator: Something like a GRUE... on performance enhancing substances.)
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To: Darksheare

Ha!

EVERYthing is your fault!

;-D


47 posted on 12/04/2008 7:50:27 AM PST by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult: The soundtrack for the revolution.)
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To: JoeProBono

hey man thanks..cool pic. just “youtube” “ufo compilation” and you’ll see some stuff that’ll blow yer mind..go for the 5min+ ones. really interesting.


48 posted on 12/04/2008 7:57:42 AM PST by freerites
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To: rbmillerjr

Several years ago, the dogs all started acting weird and looking towards the west side of the living room.

I got up and looked out the back door and was first struck by a “hum” that was more like heard in my head than my ears.

I looked up and at first saw nothing....then I noticed 3 evenly spaced lights a great distance apart.

I thought they were three small planes until I noticed that the ENTIRE night sky between them was “gone”.

Just an endless, blacker-than-black void.

It occurred to me that this was one of the “black triangles” you read about.

I do not believe in “UFOs” so I figured our guys, for whatever reason, were at the controls and out joyriding in the middle of nowhere.

I did what any friendly person would....I waved up at them.
[I have no idea if they saw me do so or waved back]

For about 2 minutes or so, I watched this massive thing sail majestically overhead [and seemingly scary-close to the neighbor on the hill’s rooftop] and then it was gone over the mountain.

I went back in the house and told hubby what I’d just seen and caught hell for not coming to fetch him to see it, too.

*shrug*

I didn’t want to miss anything so I didn’t take time to get his arse into the kitchen....:)

I was not in the least bit scared...it was really cool, actually.


49 posted on 12/04/2008 8:02:04 AM PST by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult: The soundtrack for the revolution.)
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To: Just another Joe

They’re shy?


50 posted on 12/04/2008 8:02:47 AM PST by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult: The soundtrack for the revolution.)
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To: angkor
Nice try. I read your other post (#42) too - "This is the only UFO story I’ve ever heard that was credible."
Yeah, credible.
51 posted on 12/04/2008 8:08:13 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: JoeProBono

Earth is simply the equivalent to an amusement park or zoo exhibit for extraterrestials.

They fly in and get amused when we stare and point at them.

Then they do things to us that are like people moo-ing at cows as they drive be...the people, not the cows!

We are just part of their amusement like the Worlds Largest ball of string or Worlds Largest frying pan.

If you could zip about and visit other worlds would you? Probably. So if they can they do.

And we’re the sideshow.


52 posted on 12/04/2008 8:13:15 AM PST by Eagle Eye (Libs- If you don't have to play the rules then neither do we...THINK ABOUT IT!)
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To: oh8eleven

The dog whistle was a joke.

As for #42, don’t shoot the messenger please. You’re under no obligation to “believe” it, and I was only reporting what was said.

Otherwise consider me a complete sceptic about UFOs.


53 posted on 12/04/2008 8:16:08 AM PST by angkor (Conservatism is not a religious movement.)
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To: Eagle Eye

54 posted on 12/04/2008 8:18:18 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: Daffynition
Vegetalien


55 posted on 12/04/2008 8:25:42 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: angkor
consider me a complete sceptic about UFOs.
C'mon. The story you found credible was classic "alien abduction" BS.
56 posted on 12/04/2008 8:29:53 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Salamander
"I was not in the least bit scared...it was really cool, actually."


57 posted on 12/04/2008 8:33:50 AM PST by angkor (Conservatism is not a religious movement.)
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To: oh8eleven

>>>>C’mon. The story you found credible was classic “alien abduction” BS. <<<<<<

whatever.


58 posted on 12/04/2008 8:46:44 AM PST by angkor (Conservatism is not a religious movement.)
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To: angkor
“Yep, there’s a perfectly circular red mark like sunburn and about the size of a quarter dead-center on the back of his neck just below the hairline.”

That was a hickey.

59 posted on 12/04/2008 8:50:41 AM PST by Oatka ("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
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To: JoeProBono

The counter to that is that perhaps they are preparing us
psychologically for the time they will finally make
“official” contact.


60 posted on 12/04/2008 8:50:42 AM PST by ch25061
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