See! It’s JJ’s fault you got all that frickin’ snow!
Which is why I am engaged in a process involving carbon emissions today. It's called "Split Wood, Not Rocks" and is based upon rapid oxidation of recently-expired lifeforms instead of long-dead lifeforms. But it's all very green though because the recently-expired lifeform expired locally -- only a few dozen meters away.
I started the woodstove this morning and the gas heat hasn't come on all day.
LOL!