“Yes, and utilized the power of 7-11 Microwave Burrito’s to propel the UFO to Tranquility Base (piloted by Elvis, of course)”
And.. and.. then Halliburton sent Cheney to bring the UFO back on 9-11 to cause all that destruction so the Arabs would get blamed, when it was really all Bush’s fault. Yeah... THAT’s the ticket!
I thought we all agreed to never speak of The Master Plan in public. Report to the shredder. >:|