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To: dools007
What is a “vanity” thread?

It's what happens when three or more planets align in the same orbit pattern and the moon looks like a strawberry ice-cream scoop. One should always don galoshes of a nonconducting material such as rubber when posting such threads and it is very advisable to stay out of the shower.

Be on the alert for moose and keep your sister protected from such; otherwise she may get bitten.

Have a wide variety of good cheeses on hand.

And by all means (very critical) wear decent socks. Ensure that there is no wear around the heel or toe and that the elastic is in good shape.

I hope this clears it up.

Welcome to FR.

62 posted on 11/09/2008 6:27:14 AM PST by Allegra
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To: Allegra

C’mon Allegra, this is HUGH and SERIES!


95 posted on 11/09/2008 6:47:34 AM PST by kimmie7 (***sigh***)
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To: Allegra

Okay, ha.

I got sucked into this ridiculous thread “battle” with Vanity Police (AKA, the SOUP NAZI...”NO VANITIES FOR YOU!”)

HA...When will I learn? Now my doggie Lola, the wise one, says its time to go for a walk.


102 posted on 11/09/2008 6:55:23 AM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Obozo.....friend of dictators and wannabee revoluuuushionaries !)
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