Sauron and Sauromon obtained the ring and destroyed middle earth.
Tolkien was Sauron's Georbels.
lol
“Tho’ it’s not for me to say
Where the Land of Mordor lay,
Still, I wouldn’t walk through
Central Park at night.”
“...for someone I fear
Still exploits the Palentir,
And the Eye is seen each night
On CBS.”
Quotes from the “Orcs’ Marching Song.”