Don't knock it till you've tried it 2DV.
Also, it's not the basement, I have an apartment over the garage and I can come and go as I please. And you left out the ritualistic masturbation sessions.
Owl_Eagle
You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being
I thought that the comment about watching porn implied that. I'm somewhat "old school" (which is probably an official term now with "you-know-who" taking over) so I usually try to allude to something like that, rather than come out & say it.