[codejack]

No, it's not hard to imagine at all. But you wrote: ...every Sunday...That's why I want to know: Why do you lie? Can't you opine on a conservative website without employing exaggeration and hyperbole? Those are forms of lies, you know. So again: Why do you lie?

You mean that it is implausible for the wife and I to take the kids across town to their grandparents house once a week? Her Dad and I sit on the porch, smoke cigarettes, play guitar and talk politics while the kids play. If you find that impossible to believe, then I pity you.

[Flycatcher]

If you find that impossible to believe, then I pity you.

You pity me? Wait a minute... To pity a man means that you have to consider yourself "above" that man in some intellectual fashion. But that can't be true in your case. After all, aren't you a self-described Man-of-the-Far-Left, a man who believes that we're all "equal"?

This doesn't make any sense at all. Unless... unless... you're lying to us again.

Darn it, I have to ask again: Why do you lie?