"Oh mighty One, I'd like a new house!"
"And I need free college for my kids!"
"And, and ... I want my big refund of taxes I never paid!"
"First, go and get me the broom of the Wicked W... -er, never mind."
"Fear not ... the Great and Powerful Obama has every intention of fulfilling your requests-
"I just need to find somebody else to 'share the wealth'."