One of the problems today are the “hobby farmers” (not bashing because I are one).
Some of them try to make the bull a pet.
An old farmer told me that if you make a bull a pet, he will kill you one day.
These are 1500-2000lb animals. Any time I am in a pasture with a bull, I stay aware of where the closest fence, tree, etc. is and always keep one eye on that bull.
So, did you hear about the rancher with the prized bull? He was making big money servicing other’s cows...’til it went cross eyed.
Try as he may, he could not find a solution to the problem, ‘til one day a travelin’ salesman showed up.
He told that salesman, he would by everything that guy sold, if he could uncross that bull’s eyes.
So the salesman gets a length of pipe, small diameter, you know, and puts it up the bull’s...ahem, under his tail, puffs a huge blast of air...and the bull’s eyes are straightened out.
Well that rancher was happy and made the salesman happy, too.
Several months later....same thing happened to the bull. So the rancher gets a length of pipe and tries the prior solution.
After an hour of huffing and puffing, he is winded, whipped. So he calls for one of his hands to try for awhile.
Well that guy pulls out the pipe and puts the other end in.
The rancher asks “Why, did you do that?” The hand says...
“You don’t thin I’m going to blow on the same end you did, do you?”