Save your fingers.
I almost literally mean it.
Most naysayers will not believe until a UFO lands in their laps and castrates them.
Shouldn’t you guys be asleep so you can be awake for the Coast-to-Coast show tonight? You wouldn’t want to miss anything your fellow kooks have to say, would you? Hmmm... maybe those space aliens gave you guys special powers so that you won’t have to sleep, eh?