[JoJo Gunn]

I also wonder if you only hear the stories about aliens covering vast divides "just to wiggle their digits in our backsides", or if that's all you think about.

Typical adolescent debating style of a liberal. When you call someone on a particular type of insanity, then you're accused of "being in the closet". 

I know the government is capable of lying. I just don't think that the Government, and the Catholics, is in cahoots with aliens from another planet. 

[airborne]

When you call someone on a particular type of insanity, then you're accused of "being in the closet".

Actually, I was referring to the tendency to equate aliens with the typical knee jerk initial thoughts of anal probes and cow mutilations.

It is you who took it to mean I was accusing you of "being in the closet".