“...crop-designs are MAN made...”
I used to thing there had to be something to as least *some* of them, that there couldn’t be that many people with nothing to do but go out into the fields at night. But I underestimated the capacity of unemployed Brits to amuse themselves, and of other people to fall for hoaxes.
You’re obviously not familiar with the microwaved plant nodes; the microfine iron particles coating everything; the super dry soil etc. within the crop circles vs the plants not within the crop circles.
Or perhaps your great wisdom has deduced that the two drunks have somehow managed to hide a microwave emitter in their board and strings? That would still leave the time problem as well as the iron particles problem and the super dry soil problem . . . as well as magnetic anomalies.