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To: PERKY2004
Normal. Men buy socks. Actually, women buy men socks. Especially if they have some with holes in them.

However, men never through away socks. They're still good. You can wear them.

Wait 'til you see what's in the back of the underwear drawer.
(Or as my father would say, "The drawers fulla drawers.")

17 posted on 10/17/2008 10:24:06 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Teachers open the door. It's up to you to enter. Before the late bell. When I close the door.)
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To: Tanniker Smith

There was some comedian talking about the “bottom of the drawer underwear” a long time ago. “So there I am in the ER. And then I remembered! It had been awhile since I had done the laundry and I was wearing my bottom of the drawer undewear. YOU know the kind. Clean - but a few holes here and there. The elastic isn’t really elastic anymore - and not much use regardless as half of it is ripped away from the fabric. Perfectly usable, but not very presentable in the ER”


34 posted on 10/17/2008 10:29:14 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
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To: Tanniker Smith

I’m a guy and I ditch my worn out socks. I cut em up, save the good parts and use them for cleaning rags.


58 posted on 10/17/2008 10:41:55 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Tanniker Smith
There is no vintage underwear of course, but it's not because the guy couldn't sell his underwear, it's because men wear their underwear until it absolutely disintegrates. Men hang on to underwear until, until each individual underwear molecule is so strained it can barely retain the properties of a solid. It actually becomes underwear vapor. We don't even throw it out, we just open a window and it goes out like dandelion spores. </seinfeld>
104 posted on 10/17/2008 11:15:30 AM PDT by B Knotts (Calvin Coolidge Republican)
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