Oh dear...if the DUmmies do their own version of the FReeper Funnies...this would unfortunately be a great candidate.
That said, I imagine it would probably be illegal to go around dropping leaflets and it might even get you a little interview with the DHS.
Sorry this would be tantamount to trying to practice your 1st Amendment right and that is not permissable in Amerika.
It’s kinda like saying the “H” word.