The money's not in the Building in Loan, it's in Bill's house, and Mr. Gower's house.
I don't care, I just want to close my account.
Alright, alright, here's your money, but your account stays open.
To soften the blow, for anyone who believes that this downturn will be protracted, the symbol SDS is an ultra-short S&P ETF. It goes up when the S&P 500 goes down. A good hedge while things are in turmoil.