You need to put the hottest chile powder you can find in the vaseline. Then when the perp wipes his eyes or takes a leak...Whoa!!!!
Nah, need to get some scorching Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Sauce for that.
Or better yet get some pure capsaicin. Capsaicin BTW it the chemical compound that makes a Habanero chili pepper hot, and in pure form is rated at 15,000,000 Scoville Units. In comparison, Tabasco Sauce is rated at a puny 2,140 Scoville Units.
I am loving the recommendations hoping for a solution for my son’s Honda which is parked outside and has been hit recently by thugs trying to get the wheels off. They did get away with the hub caps but the lug nuts were not so easy so they left.