[JustAmy]

Good afternoon, Yorkie.

Lovely image and cute fall poem. Thank you.

With FR down this morning, I was late getting started and seems I am getting further behind.

I did some laundry this morning .... now I need to get them out of the dryer.

Thank you again for your contributions. We appreciate them.

Have a Marvelous Monday.

[JustAmy]

(received via email)

A man owned a small farm way out in the country. The Department of Wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. ‘I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,’ demanded the rep.

‘Well,’ replied the farmer, ‘there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook/ housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.’

‘That’s the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit...where is he?,’ says the agent.

‘Oh, that would be Me,’ replied the farmer.


~~~~~~~ Ta Da ~~~~~~~