Here’s another special occasion for today: it’s my half-birthday!!! Heehee.
Just received this from a friend:
Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.
I had to go back and find this one. I loved it....so very funny! Mmmmmmmm, I can’t hardly remember ‘mood rings’. ROFL~~~