Good morning, Meg.
My husband is deployed to Iraq and I have SLUGS IN MY BATHROOM! Apart from the fact that this freaks me out beyond all imagining, I’d really like to pay some brave soul to (1) pick up the salt-covered little slug corpses that are now on my bathroom tile floor and (2) use a LOT of caulking (or whatever) to thoroughly seal along the tile/wall and around the tile/toilet where these slimy, slippery little suckers are getting inside and traumatizing me.
Did I mention that there are snowy mountains of crunchy salt ALL over my bathroom now? Hiding little black dead shriveled slugs?
I suppose I don’t really need a HANDYMAN for this ... just a brave soul with enough caulking to protect me from another attack of the Killer Slugs. I am, of course, willing to pay someone for their time and slug-fighting efforts. (Should I mention that bugs freak me out?)
EEEEEEEEEEEEK! EEEEEEEEEEK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Where are all the Fresno slug-fighting Freepers!!?!?!?
Watch your step
Oh my ... there must be a brave FResno Slug fighting Freeper here. Let’s check.