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To: Majie Purple

A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is
being interviewed.

The Chief says, ‘Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
that you must pass before I can recruit you.

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, ‘Take this gun with 13
bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters
and a rabbit.’

The man asks, ‘Why the rabbit?’

‘Fantastic attitude!’ says the Chief, ‘When can you start?’

Liberal Offense Disclaimer
the text above is a J-O-K-E, a ribald and hearty attempt to make you laugh as in having a good time. If this is offensive to any left-minded person, GOOD(!) you just made my day!


1,601 posted on 10/18/2008 3:26:38 PM PDT by WayzataJOHNN ( Poetry is the jazz of words, laid down by a feeling soul.)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

I have a great sebse of humor and I love rabbits!!
:)
Don’t tell me...You misunderstand me too?

If not,cool!
If so,we don’t know eachother so I won’t lose an sleep over it,m’kay...
:)


1,605 posted on 10/18/2008 3:33:57 PM PDT by Majie Purple (Have a day wrapped in the Sweetness and Love of JESUS! : ) <3)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

LOL

Great joke, JOHNN.

Thanks for sharing it with us.


1,606 posted on 10/18/2008 3:34:41 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

“And I approve that message.”

Very good!


1,611 posted on 10/18/2008 4:36:41 PM PDT by jaycee (May God Bless Our Great Nation and Let Us Be Thankful!)
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To: WayzataJOHNN

Yuk, yuk.. it is funny (in a perverted way!)


1,614 posted on 10/18/2008 6:15:59 PM PDT by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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