[Tanniker Smith]

that the object was "a mile long and half a mile wide"

Y'see, now that part gets me.
Something that huge would've been seen by a LOT more people.

[manapua]

that the object was "a mile long and half a mile wide"

Correct me if my maths are wrong, but that's nearly 14 million square feet of bullsh!t spotted above Texas.

A sh!t storm that large is definitely a national security matter!

[Danae]

Have you ever been to N texas? There is nothing up there. Except the Western Whitehouse in Crawford...