INVESTMENTS!!!!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American
Gotta love American Socialism!
And just wait will Obamabinbiden takes over. We will lose everything else as well!
I shudder to wonder what I get per gallon, because I don’t, er, um, walk very much.
Yeah, that’s it.
...Well, not American just yet... but working on it! Been back in the country for a month, living in NYC.
And as an Aussie living in NYC without a car, I’d say that miles-per-gallon ratio might be a trifle low... LOL. :)