[Monkey Face]

How can I trust you when you spiked my champagne the last time?

Before that, you glued my furs together so I had to run to the biffy in the buff!

And the worst thing you ever did was put Ex-Lax in the box of Godiva chocolates you gave me.

:o[

[NicknamedBob]

"How can I trust you when you spiked my champagne the last time?"

I never asked you to trust me.

(And I would advise against it if I did.)