Oh, well.
I’ve never driven from here to there. DP says it’s 2 hours, but he drives too fast no matter where he’s going.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, saw it was a little low, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle- fed.
‘Breast-fed,’ she replied.
‘Well,... okay... we need to give you an examination. Strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered.
She did. In a detailed and professional examination, he pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while. He looked perplexed.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ‘No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.’
‘I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came’