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DARWIN AWARD NOMINEEE-San Fran.- urglary Suspect Jumps Wall, Plunges to Death
AP via FoxNews ^ | 9/11/08 | AP

Posted on 09/11/2008 12:48:41 PM PDT by Pistolshot

SAN FRANCISCO — A car burglary suspect plunged 200 feet to his death after he jumped over a wall on San Francisco's Telegraph Hill while trying to flee from police, authorities said.

The unidentified man died early Thursday after police say they received a report that someone was breaking into cars on a city block near Coit Tower.

Authorities say they attempted to arrest the suspect after they saw him getting out of a car. But the suspect ran and jumped over a wall — apparently without realizing there was a steep drop.

He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police said the man was a suspect in two burglaries

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Travel; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: burglarkillsself; darwinaward
"Look before you leap"

That lesson was lost on this guy.

1 posted on 09/11/2008 12:48:42 PM PDT by Pistolshot
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To: Pistolshot
apparently without realizing there was a steep drop.

If there wasn't a sign there warning him about this, his family will sue for millions.

2 posted on 09/11/2008 1:02:59 PM PDT by freespirited (Obama's idea of change: from D.C. politics as usual to Chicago politics as usual.)
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To: freespirited

Yup.

The greedy plaintiff lawyers will come crawiling out of their holes any moment now.


3 posted on 09/11/2008 1:14:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Pistolshot

But his last thoughts were: “He who hesitates is lost.”


4 posted on 09/11/2008 1:15:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Pistolshot
I highly doubt that an urban burglar with an established rap sheet has no babymamas out there in Oakland.

There's not necessarily a Darwin Award here.

5 posted on 09/11/2008 1:17:44 PM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: Pistolshot

Good news.


6 posted on 09/11/2008 1:18:27 PM PDT by petercooper (IQ tests for all voters!)
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To: Pistolshot

Good news.


7 posted on 09/11/2008 1:18:31 PM PDT by petercooper (IQ tests for all voters!)
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To: freespirited

And because this is San Francisco, they’ll win.


8 posted on 09/11/2008 1:19:06 PM PDT by messierhunter
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To: Pistolshot; martin_fierro; mikrofon
they received a report that someone was breaking into cars on a city block near Coit Tower. Authorities say they attempted to arrest the suspect. . . .

Coit interruptus.

9 posted on 09/11/2008 2:03:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fall guy.)
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Gravity is a cruel taskmaster.

In a related story, Democrats deny gravity, claiming the earth sucks.

10 posted on 09/11/2008 2:10:14 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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