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To: jaycee
"Which five women have to lay on the bed to get into their blue jeans?"

. . . . . . . and use a hangar to flatten the tummy down, while zipping them? ROTF!!

2,764 posted on 09/30/2008 9:47:57 AM PDT by yorkie (For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
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To: yorkie; Billie

I am giggling right now, really! Too funny! I’m glad we have gun. I just thought of another question for Billie?

Which of the five ladies listed will not be able to get into her blue jeans after she eats the pot roast with potatoes, carrots and onions, that she is cooking for dinner tonight?

I am going to charge anyone who knocks on my door just to get in to smell this roast! LOL~~~~


2,769 posted on 09/30/2008 9:54:46 AM PDT by jaycee
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To: yorkie

No way. We stand up and jump up and down, sort of jumping into the jeans as it were:-)


2,770 posted on 09/30/2008 9:54:54 AM PDT by La Enchiladita (Never Forget, 9-11-01)
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To: yorkie

AMEN for sure!


2,782 posted on 09/30/2008 10:21:45 AM PDT by jaycee
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To: yorkie

And then you’re afraid to go out to eat because they will become tighter and tighter and then you suffer and sometimes we unbutton and unzip a little until we start to get up again.


2,790 posted on 09/30/2008 11:22:16 AM PDT by jaycee
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