outstanding... i think the worst was on my .22-ERMA/PPK. it has WARNING Read Owners Manual... blahblahblah on the slide. just damn if you want, i'll hook your list to the end of mine from now on.
Posted on 08/28/2008 7:45:38 PM PDT by Chode
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("There are worse things than crucifixion...There are teeth.") (What is liberty without...virtue? It is...madness, without restraint.) (With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.) (Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.) (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get) ("Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in the mud; soon you realize they like it") ("A republic, if you can keep it.") (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!) ("No society rises above its idea of God" (unknown)) (The voices tell me to stay home and clean the guns.) (Using Occam's Razor to shave the hairy armpits of liberal feminists....) (Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.) (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.) 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(To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.) (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.) (Brought to you by The American Democratic Party, also known as Al Qaeda, Western Division.) (Tag line produced using 100% post-consumer recycled ethernet packets,) ("Ignorance is the choice not to know" -Klaus Schulze) Margeret Thatcher: "Consensus is the negation of leadership". The UN: good for telling you what everybody already knows or for denying what everybody knows to be true. (Where am I? Who are all these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?) (REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.) (Freedom Lite - it's almost worth defending) (2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!) 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No matter how many die, 300 more are born under every cowpile.) (Socialism is Slavery) (Why not go out on a limb, isn't that where the fruit is?) (The Democrat Party-- Proudly Pimpin' off Po' Folk since 1964) (Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.) (Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!) (No! Don't throw me in the briar patch!!!!!) (Beware of diplomats bearing papers.) ("One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.") (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?) (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.") (Wave your flag, dont waive your rights!) (NOBODY will look out for you like YOU can look out for you) (I always shoot for the moon......sometimes I hit London.- Von Braun) (Gun ownership includes being responsible for your firearm, and for teaching your family about it.) (Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !) (Room for 19 Muslim mass murderers, but no room for an innocent little Cuban boy.) (Fighting the Left, Doing it Right) (Goodness DOES win.) (Hence, etc.) (They will all die......most of them.) (Liberalism is for Girls!) (I'm *NOT* always *CRANKY.*) (This Post is Rated "Conservative": May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.) (Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.) (The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work.) (Do Muslim androids dream of electric goats?) ( So it is. Amen.) (Democrats: Party's interests above people's interests. Sound familiar?) (fighting them OVER THERE is better than fighting them OVER HERE) ("Palaeoconservatives" are national relativists.) (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!) ("Freedom & Truth are Bread & Butter: You Can't Have One Without the Other") (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It) **************************************************************************** (Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!) (Lost: Sense of humor. Reward. Sentimental value.) ("Earth First! Then we make MARS our B!tch!") ("Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" - Groucho Marx) Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It) (There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat party.) (SSDD - Same S#it Different Democrat) (Would human clones work better than computers? Both would be man-made.) (It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains - P. Henry) (Sanitized for YOUR protection....) (If it ain't broke,fix it 'til it is.) (Who Would the Terrorists Vote For? 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Also makers of fine petroleum products.) (Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa) (No, we can't all just get along.) (We allow abortion, homosexuality and we are foolish to think God will continue to bless this nation.) (What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women. ~Chuck Palahniuk) (Just because you're paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :) (Tag Lines are brought to you without commercial interruption.) (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us) (Don't ask if it's risky... Ask if the reward is worth the risk) (liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America) (Under the personal care of the Great Physician...full coverage.) (Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!) (We have the government we allow and deserve.) (Is it possible to forget what's happening as it's happening?) (Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.) ("Your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons!") (The lesser of two evils, is evil still...Alan Keyes) (I`m still waiting for the mass protests against Al Qaida and Saddam) ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots") (What part of "shall not be infringed" do they fail to comprehend?) (If they are Democrats they are expendable) (Humor is a universal language.) (Navigating the treacherous waters of a liberal culture) (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. -- Aldous Huxley) ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;" –Thomas Paine) ("I've won at every level except college and the pros.") (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.) (Ban Aural Sects! Stop listening to Scientology books on tape!) ("Fatal error - foam flaw in tap stack - drinking has been halted.") (Putting goverment in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children) (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.) (When the countdown hits zero, something's gonna happen..) (What is keeping that damned asteroid?) (To win the War on Terror, raise at once the black flag!) (When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.) (never take a gun to a gunfight that doesn't start with at least .40 cal) (If it's not a baby, then you're not pregnant.) (He wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel.) (The few, the proud, the conservatives.) (Right makes might.) (California! See how low WE can go!) (I'm just here for moral support. Pay no attention to the gun.) (We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American Way! Toby Keith) (I'm from the government and I'm here to help.) (We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.) (Freedom is the one thing that you cannot have unless you grant it to everyone else.) (Islam seems to be a case of the psychotic leading the ignorant) ("There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner.") (I like my women as I like my coffee: Cold and bitter.) (Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.) (CHAIRBORNE Death From Behind) (Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God's Grace. Come home when the job's done. We'll be here.) (Due to lack of interest, this tagline has been cancelled.) (If they are Democrats they are expendable) ("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.") (Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.) (Old soldiers never die. They just go to the commissary parking lot and regroup.) ("Public virtue cannot exist in a nation without private virtue" - John Adams) (It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.) (Liberal Homosexuals kill more people than Global Warming, SUVs’, Firearms & Terrorism combined.) (He who has the guns makes the rules.) (I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.) (Wave your flag, don't waive your rights!) (Big holes are (almost) always better.) (When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.) (To the left, the only treason that exists is when someone salutes an American flag.) (The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice-versa.) (Those who do not accept peaceful change make a violent bloody revolution inevitable.) (If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.) (God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.) (Repeal the welfare state and the 14th, 16th, and 17th Amendments.) This is an example of ''risk homeostasis.'' (I'm Polish. I'm left-handed. I'm a drummer. I demand reparations.) (When someone burns a cross on your lawn the best firehose is an AK-47.) (is it vietnam yet ?) (karma vigilantet) (If Europeans cannot remember the price of appeasement, Americans are well qualified to remind them.) (The Democratic Party has become the leading enemy of the American Republic.....headsonpikes) (Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake.) (If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.) (The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.) (And then, there are those who need a smack) (Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.) (I don't approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.) (Why does this tag line keep showing up?) (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o) (If you don't like our laws, live in accordance with our laws, and believe in our way of life: leave) (be ever vigilant - they don't quit, and neither should you.) (Watch and pray till you see Him coming, no one knows the hour or the day) ("Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin,1871) (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.) (If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!) Don't forget we can contemplate eternity, infinity and love. I don't know exactly what that means, but don't forget it. ("The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein) (I'd rather have dead rats in my walls, than Hillary for President.,) (Defending Our Bill of Rights, Our Constitution, Our Country and Our Freedom!!!!) ("When they come for your guns, give 'em your ammo first.") ("They're not Americans; they're Democrats." -NetValue) (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.) (I hope the Democrats keep listening to the Clintons. So far, it's been great for us.) (It's about preserving OUR Borders, OUR Language and OUR American Culture) (Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.) (9 out of 10 criminals oppose concealed carry laws) (Modern "progressive" liberalism is just NAZIism without the "twisted cross") (It's not like he let his secretary drown in his car or something.) (Great Society®;Compassionate Conservatism®,;HillaryCare®:: Equality in Misery, Fellow Travelers .) (Liberalism is a faux compassion that condescends at best and subjugates at worse) ("It's good to know who hates you, and it's good to be hated by the right people." - Johnny Cash, RIP) (I can't see the content of your character if you keep painting a color over it.) (Police officials view armed citizens like teachers union bosses view homeschoolers.) (Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself...) Anally Injected Death Sentence. Move along, please. (Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal.) (Orwell was only a couple dozen years ahead of his time.) (Nazis were National Socialists not conservative capitalists...) (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.) ("It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. " -USAF Manual) (If you build it, city council will change zoning on you.) (Vince's last words?- "Oh, no. I'm not taking the rap on this Whitewater caper alone!") (Liberalism is merely another form of mental retardation.) (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.) ("But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all..." Kipling) (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.) (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!) (Hell hath no fury like vested interest masquerading as a moral principle!!) (One man with courage makes a majority..... Andrew Jackson) ("The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage." - Thucydides) (There are 2 kids of people in this world: people with loaded guns and people who dig.) (A wise man's heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool's heart toward the left. --Ecc 10:2 RSV) (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.") (Hunter, trapper, fisherman, married, conservative, pro life, pro gun, etc. Any questions?) ("…the end is near…this time, Americans are serious; Bush is not like Clinton." Uday Hussein 4/9/03) (One person CAN change the world, but most of the time, you probably shouldn't) (The costs of fighting the War on Terror are significant -the costs of not fighting are unimaginable.) (This is the 1st US election in which a global party (socialists) are trying to win a US election) (President Jacques Chirac: "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.") (An educated fool, in the end, is still a fool.) (Mr Bush, build *us* a wall...) (Fascists, Totalitarians, Baathists, Communists, Socialists, Democrats - what's the difference?) ("The United States has a system of taxation by confession." - Hugo Black,Supreme Court Justice) (President Bush sends his regards.) ("if you wanna run cool, you got to run, on heavy heavy fuel" - Dire Straits) (There is nothing more serious than pleasure.) God gave us whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world. Then he sent the potato famine so that America would. (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.) (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?) (Can you say "Pucker factor, 10, Mr. Sulu??") (Speaking of Kerry, do we really want a president who injects poison into his skull?) ********************** ("We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise" LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04) ("Communists are just Democrats in a hurry.") (American Hedonist ©®) (Democrat credo: If we win, we win: if we lose it is theft!) (First, the journalists, THEN the lawyers.) (Gay means happy and carefree...not an abomination against nature's check valve.) (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.) ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift) (Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.) (Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
(Europeans killed 6 million Jews. In return they got 40 million muslims. Karma's a bitch.) (In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.) (Two months and still no bill from Cong. Pence. Some plan, eh?) (Jesus loves you. mohamet wants you dead.) (When decadance walks the halls of power, depravity rules the side streets.) (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.®) (If it's worth shooting, it's worth shooting twice.) (Ammo is cheap. I'm not.) (Why not pardon Sirhan Sirhan? The bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is still free.) (Report every single illegal alien you meet. 1-866-DHS-2ICE.) (Hiring illegal aliens is a crime. Report it: 1-866-DHS-2ICE) (islam is not a religion. It's a death cult. Let's give 'em what they want.) (Beer should be stored in a cool, dark place.) (Be able to find your clothes and your weapons in the dark.)
American Hedonist - CTHULHU/NYARLATHOTEP'08 = Nothing LESS!!!
outstanding... i think the worst was on my .22-ERMA/PPK. it has WARNING Read Owners Manual... blahblahblah on the slide. just damn if you want, i'll hook your list to the end of mine from now on.
new tagline...
I am afraid I must take exception to this one: “Never get excited about ANYTHING by the way it looks from behind.”
Rush Limbaugh said it best, “I love the Women’s Movement, especially as seen from behind.”
hehehe...
‘Nuther bump, for posterity.
This thread is one of four of my FR startup threads.
Come to think of it, so is the Dog.
thx... got a tagline ya want on the list???
I just love reading through them, old-timer history.
My favorite is still ‘time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana’. Cracks me up!
I wonder if I could attribute even 30% of them, you?
Old-school bump.
Me likes!
Bah, Damn Necro threads...
Don’t save this one.
Dang, now it’s undead.
Deader is Better :)
In all seriousness, this makes perfect sense to me, so I can understand your wife perfectly. But..... the dog?
BTTT for your formatting it.
Now, if Chode would restore chode.gif, it would be as good as new.
He just gave the rats in the ass graphic last night!
unfortunately the source link changed and doesn't work anymore... maybe i'll start collecting taglines again and do another one
Lol how did I miss this thread????
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