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October Surprise Prediction: Michelle Obama Pregnant
Thin Air ^ | freeplancer

Posted on 08/27/2008 8:52:35 PM PDT by freeplancer

Let it be known on this day that I predict Michelle Obama will come up pregnant before the election. Where would I get such a crazy idea? Hillary! That's right, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Let's see who can remember this gem from 1996.

In the run up to the 1996 primaries, the polls were not looking so great for the Clintons and they had no idea there was a cake walk ahead of them. Although the Republicans were riding the "Contract with America" wave, Bob Dole was just beginning to spend his war chest fighting off party rivals, even though everyone knew Dole would be the Repbulican nominee. It was around this time that the Clinton "war room" came up with a dandy.

Somewhere in a spring issue of Time Magazine, there was a story that mentioned that Hillary would like to have another child. Not only were they "talking" about having another child, but they were talking about adopting one with "special needs". As soon as I read it, I called BS. Everyone on this planet knows that Hillary is at best, an accidental mother, and she is just about the farthest thing away from being a loving and caring nurturer. She would surely give a helpless child all the care and love that the hired help could provide.

Between dripping the "F" bomb on the secret service guys all day, throwing ash trays at Bill, and hanging all those dildos on the White House Christmas Tree, I doubt she would have any tolerance left for a needy child. Regarless, the stunt was pure evil genius.

Jump to now. The Obamas have been freebasing arrogance and tripping on ego, so what would any addict do to stay high? Anything, everything. Being pregnant would make Michelle bulletproof. It would be Mother Mary and The Messiah. Who the heck could not vote for that?


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To: ottbmare

Honey, if they can get lezzies pregnant they should have no problem planting the anit-Christ in Michell’s cavern.


21 posted on 08/27/2008 9:37:16 PM PDT by Binstence (Live Freep or Die)
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To: freeplancer; Halls

Let it be known that you were not the first to think this one up. Halls had a thread about it a few days ago. The next day, Rush talked about.


22 posted on 08/27/2008 9:52:36 PM PDT by BykrBayb (We're a non Soros non lefitst supporting maverick Gang of 3, who won't be voting for McCain. ~ Þ)
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To: freeplancer

An abortion still an option? It would get a lot of Dem votes.


23 posted on 08/27/2008 9:57:17 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: freeplancer
Actually, he thought that there would be an announcement during the convention. IIRC, Jackie Kennedy was pregnant during her husband's presidential campaign.

Oooohhh....the symbolism!

24 posted on 08/27/2008 10:02:48 PM PDT by Roccus (People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient....then repent.)
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To: FreedomProtector

Announces pregnant in October.

Nutjobs vote for Obama because of pregnancy (yeah, right).

Michelle aborts Nov 3 whether they win or lose. Kids are punishment and a burden don’t cha know.


25 posted on 08/27/2008 10:04:45 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: FreedomProtector

my wife had our last at almost 43

it was her fault

/s

women in their 40s get frsiky too and that bears consequence

I got 4 consequences sleeping in this house right now tween upstairs and down the hall from where i type


26 posted on 08/27/2008 10:04:50 PM PDT by wardaddy (women who behave)
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To: freeplancer

I could resist.


27 posted on 08/27/2008 10:06:30 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: ottbmare

The only thing that is big on Michelle ma belle is her butt.


28 posted on 08/27/2008 10:08:38 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: printhead

Now that would be a stunner...a little sib for the two little girls that is actually white..oh goodness


29 posted on 08/27/2008 10:09:31 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: BykrBayb

Thank you for letting me know. I had no idea. Like I said, I am not as clever as I thought I was. Did the 1996 article get mentioned also? If so, that means I am a little slow.


30 posted on 08/27/2008 10:13:16 PM PDT by freeplancer
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...

The October Surprise will be Obama having to admit — after months of denials — that he isn’t legally qualified to hold the office.


31 posted on 08/27/2008 10:17:19 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
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To: freeplancer

I don’t remember any mention of the article.

I have no idea if Michelle Obama is pregnant, but it’s certainly not an uncommon speculation. Many great minds agree that there is an appearance of pregnancy. Not just her physical appearance, but in the surrounding circumstances. We shall see.


32 posted on 08/27/2008 10:26:36 PM PDT by BykrBayb (We're a non Soros non lefitst supporting maverick Gang of 3, who won't be voting for McCain. ~ Þ)
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To: freeplancer

“Jump to now. The Obamas have been freebasing arrogance and tripping on ego, so what would any addict do to stay high? Anything, everything. Being pregnant would make Michelle bulletproof. It would be Mother Mary and The Messiah. Who the heck could not vote for that?”

I posted a comment on a FR thread about 2 months ago premising this scenario of Michele getting pregnant. Future motherhood would protect Michele from a multitude of other flaws.


33 posted on 08/28/2008 1:20:47 AM PDT by flaglady47 (South Ossetia = Kosovo - thanks Bill Clinton)
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To: celtic gal
The only thing that is big on Michelle ma belle is her butt.

Now, now. Let's be nice. For some black women, having a big rear is not only a genetic trait, it's considered desirable. I've known many men who were almost hypnotically attracted to larger butts. (Not that this would be sufficient reason to let myself develop one.) I don't think there's anything wrong with a black woman having a big butt. When I criticize Michelle Obama, I try to stick to her character, principles, and personal history.

34 posted on 08/28/2008 3:43:10 AM PDT by ottbmare
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To: freeplancer

Would not surprise me. They are trying to paint him as a JFK II and, if I remember correctly, Jackie was pregnant during the campaign. I’m sure that it was planned for this reason. And of course the plan is if they do not win in November they will simply rip the baby from the womb and kill it since it will serve no purpose anymore.


35 posted on 08/28/2008 3:55:56 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper (A vote for third party is a vote for nObama)
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To: FreedomProtector

Sarah Palin just had her fifth child a couple of months ago and she is also 44.


36 posted on 08/28/2008 4:15:43 AM PDT by hout8475
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To: BykrBayb

yes, and my post was deleted as you know. Thanks for giving me credit.


37 posted on 08/28/2008 6:07:59 AM PDT by Halls (DRILL OR GET OFF THE HILL)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Webb Hubbell


38 posted on 08/28/2008 6:12:38 AM PDT by palomonte
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To: ConservativeMan55
Obama makes gaydar go off

Funny that you mention that.

I've avoided watching him for the entire campaign, but just happened to catch some footage of him a couple of days ago. My gaydar went off like a geiger counter at Chernobyl. There is something in his mannerisms that just scream pillow-biter.

I'm thinking there is something to this and all of the gay stories are not coincidences, but rather individual reports of observed behavior. It would not suprise me in the least if the Larry Sinclair story was true.

39 posted on 08/28/2008 8:01:04 AM PDT by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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To: ottbmare

Ok...I take it back...she has a big mouth...


40 posted on 08/28/2008 3:37:44 PM PDT by celtic gal
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