[Monkey Face]

Odds say your literary efforts will be read by at least three people.

And you can check that with your Funk & Wagnall’s, which has been hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the back porch since noon today.

[NicknamedBob]

"Odds say your literary efforts will be read by at least three people."

Well, I re-read it myself enough to account for a couple dozen.

Some of it is pretty good.

Well, some of it.