As the mother of five sons, I could say a number of things about their digestive habits. However, in the interests of good taste, I’ll just observe that one of the nice things about keeping a snake is that she only “goes” once a week.
Men are “gross” from the day they are born.
“IT” is expected of them.
They learn to belch and pass gas mightily at early ages because “DAD” said it was a sign of “manhood.”
(My son, being sensitive to his mother’s tender nature, would pull out a drawer, temporarily park his bum over it, and pass gas, then shut the drawer. He was six. When he was 18, he left home to join the army, so I have no clue what drawers he has been pulling out since then....)