This one is nice, too.
(What can you say about Liberals that hasn’t already been said about hemorrhoids?)
We had rats in our attic in San Antonio for a while. We’d bait a trap in the morning, and every evening we knew the minute we walked in the door that we’d caught another one. (It was summer.) Took about two weeks to kill the whole batch. The rent there was very low :-).
Years back, a main road near my home was tore up. The entire area was awash in rats, mice, and insects. My hunter cats went so far as to patrol even the neighbors' yards, to kill, and bring the corpses home to me. Why, they'd even sneak in the house with half-mauled Roof and Norwegian rats the size of small cats, to lay at my feet when I wasn't looking. Every morning, one daughter and I would do a "corpse mining" tour of our land so that no one would inadvertently find a corpse with their bare feet. The neighbors venerated my beasts.
I thank God I didn't have to smell these things.