Some ONE of us can have an unbirthday every day...I mean, with 364 to choose from, it should be easy to find a celebrant or two.
But the whole point of today, and Darksheare, is that it is his 33 and a third birthday. A third of a year is about a hundred and twenty days. Darks' birthday in June, with about six score days added since then .... (Hmm, Darks, you aren't doing any better than I am ...)
Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah! 33 1/3 years old for the birthday boy. LP, Long Play ... (that sounds better!)
Our lad Darksheare is one third of a centenarian.
I'm donating a do-it-yourself dust bunny.
Darks, expect a big box of lint to arrive any time now.