[Sender]

I've had eastforker's barbecue a few times. It is the schizzle, yo.

I've run your attempt at street vernacular through my Microsoft Word-To-Your-Mother rapchecker, and I fixed it for you.

I myself have eaten eastforker's barbecue a few times. It is bomb ass dank, fo'shizzle.

[Allegra]

I've run your attempt at street vernacular through my Microsoft Word-To-Your-Mother rapchecker, and I fixed it for you.

(Sigh...) I guess I am a typical white person. ;-)