To: Lady Jag
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Chaos will ensue, when you are accidentally hit by a motorist, just as a bus full of lawyers specializing in insurance claims is passing by on the way to a conference. The bus will literally erupt into a heaving mass of clawing, screaming, and briefcase-bashing lunatics. Eventually they'll take out a class-action lawsuit against you.
Doesn't look as though I should pick up my meds today. Danger out there.
To: tomkow6
To: Soaring Feather
If the bus driver was was John Edwards no one would believe him. Then you could go out.
Besides, if he was the driver of a bus full of lawyers we’d bury the survivors.
570 posted on
08/11/2008 9:05:49 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
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