To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; StarCMC; ...
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whisper's
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
372 posted on
08/08/2008 4:31:25 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
To: tomkow6
how true how true!
Good mornin’ to ya Tom!
Go Cubbies!!!!
411 posted on
08/08/2008 8:11:17 AM PDT by
MeekMom
(Come on Cubbies!)
To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; tongue-tied; ...
Free Fridge for Sale
Raymond, from Woodley, Reading, Berkshire purchased a new fridge. The local council wanted $20 to remove his old fridge in an environmentally friendly fashion, so in order to save money he put it in his front garden with a sign that read, “Free to a good home. You want it, please take it.”
The fridge stood untouched for 4 days.
Raymond changed his tactics. He made a sign saying, 'Fridge for sale - $50.'
419 posted on
08/08/2008 8:56:19 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
(The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)
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