A huge red balloon will float by you, today, being pursued by a small person of the French persuasion, and a film crew. If you wish to cause cross-cultural mirth, cross your eyes, talk in a high pitched voice, and whack yourself in the head with a baguette.
Aw, I do that all the time anyway.
Lucky lady. I mean to do it every time like you but I eat the baguette and have to use a stick.