Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulled out a needle full of Novacain to numb the area.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted.
The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again complained, "I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The Dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill.
"No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills."
The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet." The patient replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!".
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."