[Billie]

The sounds of the ocean? You don't have to go on vacation for that. Just pick up any old seashell and relax in the comfort of your own backyard.

Yeah, sure - seashells are just lying around everywhere here - hundreds of miles from any water. :)

[OESY]

My parents used to have a shell lamp--shhhh, it's a family secret. My wife and I would cover it at night so we could get some sleep. It was a sound and sight show all to itself. We're sure whoever sold it to them hightailed it out of town immediately afterwards.

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