Happy Saturday, Yorkie.
Nah .... that little guy doesn't need mustard ..... maybe a dash of A1.
Sorry ... that wasn't nice. :)
“The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field. Though it is the smallest of all your seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of garden plants and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and perch in its branches.”
Matthew 13:31
“Because you have so little faith. I tell you the truth, if you have faith like a mustard seed, you can move mountains.”
Matthew 17:20
1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
2. A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
3. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
4. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
5. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
6. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
7. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
8. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
9. Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.
10. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
11. Without geometry, life is pointless.
12. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
13. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
14. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
15. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)
16. A backwards poet writes inverse.
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
19. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
20. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
21. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
22. A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.
23. A lot of money is tainted. It t’aint yours and it t’aint mine.
24. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
25. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
26. A short fortune-teller escaped from prison is a small medium-at-large.
27. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
28. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine .
29. An actress who saw her first strands of grey hair thought she’d dye.
30. Acupuncture is a jab well done.