What a GREAT sense of humor she has. That’s too funny. :)
She tells me the only reason I keep her around is because she makes me laugh.
We got married in college. She brought a brown, 1975 Chevy Nova hatchback to the marriage. One day, she was supposed to have parked it in a certain spot, as I needed it for work. It was NOT there - I thought it had been stolen. I dragged her out of class with this notion and stood in the parking lot where the car should have been, being near hysterical.
She was laughing her butt off. I was standing behind our car. I was looking for our brown car and all I saw was a “green” one that looked like it. sigh
That took years to live down.
She now drives a Yellow Xterra - easy for me to spot.