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DTG 261715Z JUL 08
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 1
1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH ON TARGET (Z.O.T.).
2. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-THREE STILL SMOKING.
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION DOGPILE UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.
4. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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