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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; cannibaldragon; houseofherpets; iatz; italy; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; mussolini; penguinhumor; sionnsar; undead; zot
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To: Tax-chick

Ah. That might be it. What color was it?


1,941 posted on 08/31/2008 7:20:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Kind of pinkish, with sparkles.


1,942 posted on 08/31/2008 7:21:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

Pinkish...that sounds about right. But I wonder where the sparkles came from?

I hope it hasn’t been wandering in the Lower Levels, again. Every time it goes down there, it comes back with something I can’t think of.


1,943 posted on 08/31/2008 7:24:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ve repressed my memories of the Lower Levels, too. Maybe it got into the craft supplies before settling by the toaster.


1,944 posted on 08/31/2008 7:25:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s possible. I’ll get it and see what I can do to clean it up. It’s gotten a little dirty, lately. (Maybe the sparkles are camoflage...)


1,945 posted on 08/31/2008 7:28:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Tax-chick
"Morning, Bob. I guess I should get dressed before it’s afternoon!"

If the President of the United States is not put off by your casual style of dress, who am I to raise an objection?

1,946 posted on 08/31/2008 7:28:41 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: Tax-chick

Here's a happy image for you all. I have to start getting ready for church, including writing the Boy Scouts announcement in Spanish.

1,947 posted on 08/31/2008 7:29:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: NicknamedBob

I don’t have the cow pajamas anymore.


1,948 posted on 08/31/2008 7:29:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Every time it goes down there, it comes back with something I can’t think of."

If your brain could think of it, it wouldn't need to wander off in quest of it.

1,949 posted on 08/31/2008 7:31:06 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

That’s true.
Maybe it’s just curious. Or not.


1,950 posted on 08/31/2008 7:34:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

My mind wanders too.

It leaves my body with my vacuously smiling face, and slithers away on its slimy pursuits.

Then, when it returns, I write another chapter.


1,951 posted on 08/31/2008 7:49:24 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’d like to do that, but mine doesn’t want to hold that thought.


1,952 posted on 08/31/2008 7:51:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Tax-chick; rottndog
I don’t have the cow pajamas anymore.

Maybe rottndog should search the cowpatteez.

1,953 posted on 08/31/2008 7:59:26 AM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: Monkey Face
'Face! A little step-by-st. Audacity 1.3.5 beta on startup:

Photobucket

Photobucket First thing is to click o the arrow by the microphone. THis gives you a menu where you click on "Start Monitoring." It helps to have a sound source (LP, radio) at this point. Actually it's best to have your LP playing because you'll need to set levels in a minute.

Photobucket You'll see a single-channel meter (upper right). The blue bar shows you recent peak volume. The next thing is to start a project by clicking on "Save Project As..." It'll ask for a project name: I usually give it "(Artist)-(Album)", such as "Beatles-WhiteAlbum."

Photobucket Add new stereo track.

Photobucket When you're ready, press "Record."

Photobucket It's now recording (you can delete the upper track if you see it -- I may have made an error somewhere). Notice both channels are being metered,

Photobucket You can now set the volume control (oops, to the right out of the picture).

Photobucket But don't set it too high. If the little red bar at the very right of the meter comes on, the volume is too high and the peak music will be distorted.

When done, I save the entire project (filetype .aup) so I can edit it later.

This might get you started on recording. You can play back the project too and listen to it.

1,954 posted on 08/31/2008 8:13:01 AM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: sionnsar

So much for having the text next to the pictures...


1,955 posted on 08/31/2008 8:15:14 AM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: sionnsar

WHOA! Thanks! You make it look really easy!


1,956 posted on 08/31/2008 8:17:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face
This part is, once you've figured where the key parts are. I posted this to provide a kind of roadmap. Editing is not too hard either, if you don't make a certain mistake -- but it's possible they fixed what made backing up from a mistake difficult.

But I won't know until much later. Time to get the household up, and I won't be back until late afternoon.

Bye..

1,957 posted on 08/31/2008 8:24:45 AM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: sionnsar

Thanks again!


1,958 posted on 08/31/2008 8:26:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face
When my mind wonders I uselessly try go tag along for the ride. It keeps my mind from losing me . It is hard to keep up sometimes, because it lives in the non-sequitur. I don't like toll road! Where are my shoes I need to go to church.
1,959 posted on 08/31/2008 9:47:38 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (There is a line fine between multi-tasking and attention deficit disorder and I)
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To: ThomasThomas

I saw your shoes beside the recliner.


1,960 posted on 08/31/2008 10:14:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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