"Hey, it's great to be back in the Holy Land after 2000 years! I see some familiar faces out there - but they're all on the statues now! You know, I really missed these old Roman roads, not the Romans so much, though. Of course that's my cross to bear... Thank you, thank you. And I see the media are here, too. Nice to see you all in front of me for a change, I mean my rear end was getting kinda sore from all that kissing. But enough about you...."