To: ST.LOUIE1; Mama_Bear; Billie; DollyCali; La Enchiladita; dutchess; Aquamarine; GodBlessUSA; OESY; ..
July 31, 2008
Graphic by Billie
How To Get Your Aigs Cooked With A Side Dish Of Love
I brung home some bacon and a dozen aigs -
And told wife to git to the stove -
To make me some breakfast and real black coffee -
And she told me NO!, by jove -
My brain went to reelin' from what I was feelin' -
'Cause she ain't never said no before -
I guessed she was havin' one of her spells -
So I turned and went out the door -
I took my bacon and dozen aigs -
Down to the local cafe -
And asked waitress Shirley if she'd be so kind -
To fix my breakfast that day -
With a whoop and a holler she grabbed my collar -
And asked if I'd done gone plumb nuts -
I told her no - though I was a stranglin' -
Because on my neck I had fingernail cuts -
She told me women are more than just cooks -
That they needed some hard lovin' too -
Well, it got me to thankin' so I gathered my aigs up -
And run right home to my sweety poo -
I kissed my wife 'till her hair was on fire -
And since her hair was on fire ...
I cooked my bacon and a few of my aigs -
I dare anyone to call me a liar
By: St.Louie Slim : ) : )
© 2003 - 2008
2,165 posted on
07/30/2008 10:34:26 PM PDT by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: JustAmy; All
It's Mutt Day!
I believe these guys are stealing my limelight..
2,166 posted on
07/31/2008 4:57:07 AM PDT by
OESY
To: JustAmy; Billie; ST.LOUIE1
2,172 posted on
07/31/2008 6:31:23 AM PDT by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: ST.LOUIE1
HEY .... Bro!
It's summer ..... come play.
Look what we found in the archives!
Thank you for this cute/silly poem.
Hope you are having a Terrific Thursday!
2,176 posted on
07/31/2008 7:22:05 AM PDT by
JustAmy
(I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
To: JustAmy; Billie; ST.LOUIE1
Loved the graphic and the cute, silly poetry! I had an aig for breakfast today!!
To: JustAmy; ST.LOUIE1
He’s hiding. I know he’s really hiding now. :)
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